Advertising the software product which doesn't exist:
Watch this Mad-Ad here:
Script follows (There are some changes in actual performance):
----- Pirates Of Carribian Music (Violin, Guitar & Bongo) ---
4 guys start running in slow motion with extreme expressions of exhaustiveness. One guy is chilling and just walking faster than others.
Cool guy wins the race (music slows down).
Arun V: I am the new gen Reflexis Performance Engine in RWS 5.0....!
(Loud Chorus) RWS 5.0, क्युंकी ये आराम का मामला है!
---- Security ----
(Pirates theme continues in the background...)
Agastya (With Pirate Band on Head... and one eye covered) (Just a Guitar jam) : आउSSS... Crime Master Gogo नाम है मेरा... आखे निकालकर गोटिया खेलता हू मै....गोटिया... आया हू कूछ तो लूटकर जाऊंगा मै... खानदानी चोर हू मै...!
Types various things on laptop (Background score on Bongo).. Gets frustrated and bangs the keyboard on the floor.
Ranga: (Parade on Bongo) परेड सावधान....!! I am new Reflexis Kernel two dot wo. I make RWS 5.0 as secure as a Fort....!
(Loud Chorus) RWS 5.0, Hack me if you can!!!
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---- Multi lingual ------
Chorus: Sing a famous A R Rehman song.
Rohit comes and tweaks some switches.
Chorus: Same song in Hindi.
Rohit: Globalization is at the heart of RWS 5.0. Get the data in the language you understand.
(Loud Chorus) RWS 5.0, आओss माओss चाओss...!
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----- UI ------
ओss चेहरा है या चांद खिला है.. जुल्फ घनेरी शाम है क्या? सागर जैसी आखो वाली ये तो बता तेरा नाम क्या?
4 guys do a ramp walk during the song. Do girly things (No obscenity please).
RWS 5.0 is all about beauty. With our new Fluidic Design user interface flows like a water in a smooth river..!
(Loud Chorus) RWS 5.0, हमजैसा हसीन कोई और नही...!!
--- Pulse ----
(Increase the pace) धक धक...धक धक...धक धक..... धक धक करने लगा... ओ मोरा जियारा डरने लगा.. तू है मेरी दिलरुबा क्या लगती है वा रे वा...
धक धक करने लगा.... ओ मोरा जियारा डरने लगा.. धक धक...धक धक...धक धक.....
Rishabh: Oh yeah... As much as it seems impossible, RWS 5.0 is fully integrated with Store Pulse!!
(Loud Chorus) RWS 5.0, Stores की धडकन...!
--- UX -----
(Harry Potter Theme if possible in the background)
Ishan: I liked your software. But how do I publish a schedule?
Pratik: Just wave the hand and say the words!!!
अनुसूची प्रकाशित भव!
Chorus: Schedule for this week has been published... Ta Daa....
Pratik: New Reflexis Gesture Control Magic API provides User Experience never seen before.
(Loud Chorus) RWS 5.0, Abra... Ka Dabra...!
--- Forecast, Workload & Schedule ---
Chorus: आवड मला ज्याची मी त्यालाच आणलं, त्याच्या गं बोलण्याला आता मी मानलं.. आवड मला ज्याची मी त्यालाच आणलं, त्याच्या गं बोलण्याला आता मी मानलं
शेजारचीही काळी मैना लागली डोलायला...तेवा लागली डोलायला... जेवा नवीन पोपट हा लागला विठू विठू बोलायला... जेवा नवीन पोपट हा लागला विठू विठू बोलायला...
Akshay: अरे ओ तोते... बता इन बेचारे लोगोंका भविष्य!
तोता (Amrit): (Picks up 1 card from the lot..) ये लो ज्योतिष महाराज... (Card says "Next week's forecast"..)
Akshay: क्या ये भविष्य सही होगा?
Amrit: जरूर जरूर.. क्युं की मै Reflexis का तोता हू! और मै सब जानता हू!
Amrit: Predictive Analysis module of RWS 5.0. Our algorithms are guaranteed to give you accurate forecast.
Ajinkya: अरे ये महाराज तो कुछ् भी फेकता है...
Akshay: अच्छा ऐसा...? Let me take a look at your workload & schedule.
Akshay: ॐ भजे भगभुगे भगनी भागोदरी भग्मासे येऊने ये... ॐ फट स्वा:....
आने दे... आने दे... आने दे....आ आ आ..!!
Akshay: बेटा तुम्हारी तो Band बाजा बारात बजने वाली है. You will get a call from Store Manager in 3...2...1....!
(Cellphone rings on guitar).
Manager On Phone(Monika): Hey Ajinkya, SM100 here..... Heads up! We will be working over weekends for next one month and 9 to 9 every weekday.
Akshay (Ajinkya trying to squeeze Akshay's throat): As a part of RWS 5.0, we generate Super optimized workload and our brand new NSGA is guranteed to give Super Perfect schedule. Perfect to the minute. Employees की बजाओ... खूब पैसा बचाओ...!!
Manager On Phone (Monika): Sorry Ajinkya..... but winter is coming..!
(Loud Chorus) RWS 5.0, We see the future... We are the future!!
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------ Final Game of Thrones Music ----
Everyone to have a printout of the feature in one hand. Everyone slowly moves behind one (preferably huge) guy holding RWS 5.0 printout.
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At the end everyone shouts... "RWS 5.0 - The Elephant is Marching" !!!!
Watch this Mad-Ad here:
Script follows (There are some changes in actual performance):
4 guys start running in slow motion with extreme expressions of exhaustiveness. One guy is chilling and just walking faster than others.
Cool guy wins the race (music slows down).
Arun V: I am the new gen Reflexis Performance Engine in RWS 5.0....!
(Loud Chorus) RWS 5.0, क्युंकी ये आराम का मामला है!
---- Security ----
(Pirates theme continues in the background...)
Agastya (With Pirate Band on Head... and one eye covered) (Just a Guitar jam) : आउSSS... Crime Master Gogo नाम है मेरा... आखे निकालकर गोटिया खेलता हू मै....गोटिया... आया हू कूछ तो लूटकर जाऊंगा मै... खानदानी चोर हू मै...!
Types various things on laptop (Background score on Bongo).. Gets frustrated and bangs the keyboard on the floor.
Ranga: (Parade on Bongo) परेड सावधान....!! I am new Reflexis Kernel two dot wo. I make RWS 5.0 as secure as a Fort....!
(Loud Chorus) RWS 5.0, Hack me if you can!!!
--------------------------------------
---- Multi lingual ------
Chorus: Sing a famous A R Rehman song.
Rohit comes and tweaks some switches.
Chorus: Same song in Hindi.
Rohit: Globalization is at the heart of RWS 5.0. Get the data in the language you understand.
(Loud Chorus) RWS 5.0, आओss माओss चाओss...!
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----- UI ------
ओss चेहरा है या चांद खिला है.. जुल्फ घनेरी शाम है क्या? सागर जैसी आखो वाली ये तो बता तेरा नाम क्या?
4 guys do a ramp walk during the song. Do girly things (No obscenity please).
RWS 5.0 is all about beauty. With our new Fluidic Design user interface flows like a water in a smooth river..!
(Loud Chorus) RWS 5.0, हमजैसा हसीन कोई और नही...!!
--- Pulse ----
(Increase the pace) धक धक...धक धक...धक धक..... धक धक करने लगा... ओ मोरा जियारा डरने लगा.. तू है मेरी दिलरुबा क्या लगती है वा रे वा...
धक धक करने लगा.... ओ मोरा जियारा डरने लगा.. धक धक...धक धक...धक धक.....
Rishabh: Oh yeah... As much as it seems impossible, RWS 5.0 is fully integrated with Store Pulse!!
(Loud Chorus) RWS 5.0, Stores की धडकन...!
--- UX -----
(Harry Potter Theme if possible in the background)
Ishan: I liked your software. But how do I publish a schedule?
Pratik: Just wave the hand and say the words!!!
अनुसूची प्रकाशित भव!
Chorus: Schedule for this week has been published... Ta Daa....
Pratik: New Reflexis Gesture Control Magic API provides User Experience never seen before.
(Loud Chorus) RWS 5.0, Abra... Ka Dabra...!
--- Forecast, Workload & Schedule ---
Chorus: आवड मला ज्याची मी त्यालाच आणलं, त्याच्या गं बोलण्याला आता मी मानलं.. आवड मला ज्याची मी त्यालाच आणलं, त्याच्या गं बोलण्याला आता मी मानलं
शेजारचीही काळी मैना लागली डोलायला...तेवा लागली डोलायला... जेवा नवीन पोपट हा लागला विठू विठू बोलायला... जेवा नवीन पोपट हा लागला विठू विठू बोलायला...
Akshay: अरे ओ तोते... बता इन बेचारे लोगोंका भविष्य!
तोता (Amrit): (Picks up 1 card from the lot..) ये लो ज्योतिष महाराज... (Card says "Next week's forecast"..)
Akshay: क्या ये भविष्य सही होगा?
Amrit: जरूर जरूर.. क्युं की मै Reflexis का तोता हू! और मै सब जानता हू!
Amrit: Predictive Analysis module of RWS 5.0. Our algorithms are guaranteed to give you accurate forecast.
Ajinkya: अरे ये महाराज तो कुछ् भी फेकता है...
Akshay: अच्छा ऐसा...? Let me take a look at your workload & schedule.
Akshay: ॐ भजे भगभुगे भगनी भागोदरी भग्मासे येऊने ये... ॐ फट स्वा:....
आने दे... आने दे... आने दे....आ आ आ..!!
Akshay: बेटा तुम्हारी तो Band बाजा बारात बजने वाली है. You will get a call from Store Manager in 3...2...1....!
(Cellphone rings on guitar).
Manager On Phone(Monika): Hey Ajinkya, SM100 here..... Heads up! We will be working over weekends for next one month and 9 to 9 every weekday.
Akshay (Ajinkya trying to squeeze Akshay's throat): As a part of RWS 5.0, we generate Super optimized workload and our brand new NSGA is guranteed to give Super Perfect schedule. Perfect to the minute. Employees की बजाओ... खूब पैसा बचाओ...!!
Manager On Phone (Monika): Sorry Ajinkya..... but winter is coming..!
(Loud Chorus) RWS 5.0, We see the future... We are the future!!
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------ Final Game of Thrones Music ----
Everyone to have a printout of the feature in one hand. Everyone slowly moves behind one (preferably huge) guy holding RWS 5.0 printout.
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At the end everyone shouts... "RWS 5.0 - The Elephant is Marching" !!!!
